Pick up lines!

You've all heard them.

You all know some.

So share some! ;D

Here's one I learned from my friend: If I was a construction worker, I'd screw all your holes. (hehe <3)

And another... Are you from Jamaica? 'Cause Jamaican me crazy.

Your turn now~ (;

I never really used things like that x) just my natural charm "uhhhh *cough* hey there *blushes* sup? *passes out*"

but here are some used in my country xP

"Hello, do you have mice in your tummy? no? then you must have a good pussy"

"I lost my phonenumber, can i borrow yours?"

i *hate* this one, mainly because someone used it on the girl i wanted to dance with, on my first schoolparty. AND it worked...:
" Did it hurt? I mean, when you came falling down from heaven."

"Come sit on my lap, then we'll talk about the first thing that comes up in you"


"Is your dad a baker, because you sure have some nice buns!"

oh and:
"The word of today is "legs" lets go to my place, and spread the word ;D"

yarrrrrrr..